Sophomore Year
"If you eat that, you will
die! But you'll become crazy first." - Sir Amaya 7/17/07
To Castro: "Congratulations,
you passed! Joke lang." -Sir Hero 7/24/07
"Offer your butts for
kicking!" - Miss Alon 8/29/07
"Don't you have any decent
chalk?" - Sir Bonales 11/19/07
"And what for? Stupid
SLOTS?"
"Sira na yung kuko,
tinapakan pa!"- Miss Baylon (KKK registration)
"Girls, please compose
yourselves enough to pray." - Sir Amaya 11/21/07
"She is another kind of people."
- Miss Alon 11/22/07
"Prayer of MME" - Sir
Hero
"Pray for us" - IV-1
math regular
"I want your mind to
bleed." - Sir Hero 12/4/07
"I look at the BODY
more..." -Sir Bonales 12/12/07
"Whats the name of the high
school building?" -Sir Maitel
"The high school
building!" - High school 1/4/08
"In the Philippines alone
there are a lot of--" - Miss Baylon
"KOREANS!" - IV-1
"I was gonna say
cultures" - Miss Baylon
"STAC...structure" Sir
Bonales 1/16/07
Start of the class: "Some of
you are standing up some of you are standing down." -Sir Bonales
"HAHA" - IV-1
End of the class: "Can we
all stand down. Woops! I said stand down."
"Wehhh" - IV-1
"It's a circle of...?"
"...lives?" "KINGS!" - Miss Baylon 1/16/08
*Hits foot on the platform*
"Ouch." - Sir Bonales 1/23/08
"Minus two for rudiness...
rudeness, rather" - Miss Baylon 1/24/08
"Saan ba kayo galing?
Rassia?" -Sir Hero 1/31/08
(About Miss Baylon) "Ganun
talaga boses nun... parang paos!" - Miss Yenko 2/5/08
"Nasaan ang mga kamay?
Gamitin." -Sir Hero 2/5/08
"The quiz result was a big
disaster." Sir Hero 2/11/08
"Parang gusto kong magwala
habang nag che-check ng test." - Sir Hero 2/11/08
"Miss, my heart is
beating..." -Janina
"All our hearts are
beating!" -Miss Baylon 2/18/08
"Sa mga hindi nag dasal...
alam niyo saan kayo pupunta..." - Sir Hero 2/20/08
"I was smart, then I became
a smart ass." - Miss Alon 3/3/08
"Suchika... WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR HAIR?!" - Sir Hero 3/4/08
Junior Year
"Please bring out a pen and
a coloring material." - Miss Flor
"Miss, one only?" -Sab
7/24/08
"I'll give you an activity
shit." -Miss Flor 7/24/08
(Kwento of sir Jeff) "I'm
now humble." - Miss Rodeo
"Since when?" - Sir
Jeff
"Since I found out I was
perfect." Jan 2009
"You look down on her
daw." (AC Suico) - Someone from IV-1
"Because I'm taller than
her." -Sir Jeff
"Complete this: I want you
to realize that--dat--dat..." - Sir Jeff 1/27/09
"If you wear that, you will
be so attractive... Even I will be attracted!" - Miss Flor 1/29/09
"Chare Marcial Law?! Martial
Law is already bad, then you add Chare?!" - Sir Jeff 2/4/09
"Don't you dare miss it
because if you dare miss it, how dare you?" -Sir Jeff 2/13/09 (Friday
assembly)
"Sir, may I move
forward?" - Janina
"You can even move
backward." - Sir Gutierez 3/3/09
"Why was it called the
'Cold' War?"
"Because it happened in
Winter?" -Amiko 3/4/09
Senior Year
(Talking about Ateneo) "The
have their thing, we (LaSalle) have everything." - Sir Rodriguez 6/16/09
"You can come to me and say,
'Miss, ang bagal-bagal kase ng utak ko...' so I can sit with you in Recess, but
you bring your own food." - Miss Acuba 6/16/09
"I'm retired na, I'm
retarded pa!" - Miss Acuba 7/8/09
"Speaking of vagina, I have
kwento!" - Mae 7/21/09
"It's not that men are from
Mars and women are from Venus. It's more like women are from Manila and men are
from Batangas." - Castro 7/22/09
"Quizzes, bagsak. SW, okay.
UT, bad. Very bad..." -Miss Acuba 7/25/09
"I'm good at making
out--fits" - Maita
"HAHAHAHA!" - IV-1
Maita stays serious, doesn't get
it.
"By the end of this class,
you will be master-bakers!" Miss Nunez 8/18/09
On the IV-1 blackboard: "P20
to Nad!"
Also on the board, right below:
"Guys, please give money to the cow!"
"Oh, magic cards!" -
Beaf
"Why, do you play?" -
Sir Rodriguez
"No, my cousin does." -
Beaf
"Uyyy, Sams!" - someone
from IV-1 9/2/09
"My kids aren't good at math
and science like me. Eh kase, nahaluan ng dugo sa tatay." - Miss Acuba
9/16/09
"Maita, you will be
remembered. There are only two types of people who teachers remember: the
really smart ones and the funny ones." - Sir Rodriguez
"But Maita isn't
funny!" - someone from IV-1
"Funny can be
annoying." - Sir Rodriguez 9/25/09
After Trish gives a really long
explanation. "What if there's no graph?" - Sir Rodriguez
"Thats a good
question." *sits down* - Trish Sotto 10/9/09
"Sir, I don't get the two
Ps." - Maita
"What two piece?" - Sir
Rodriguez 11/5/09
"Let's go local first. Greet
in dialects" - Sir Rodriguez
"Buenas Dias!" Aya
11/9/09
"Feel free to ask. I became
a teacher so people will talk to me. Because in HS, no one talked to be."
- Sir Rodriquez. "HAHAHAHA!" - IV-1
"So that joke worked!"
- Sir Rodriguez
"It was a joke?" - Lis
"Eenaf is Eenaf" -->
Title of Eena's future book
"Mawalan ng karapatan mag
sugal" - Bea M.
"Hoy, hindi yan karapatan!
Bisyo yan!" - Bb. Rodeo
(Making us quiet) "Isa...
Dalawa... Tatlo." - Bb. Rodeo
"Pero Bb. Rodeo---" -
Suchika
"TUMAHIMIK KA NA!" -
Bb. Rodeo
"It used to be called the De
La Salle Booties." HAHAHA
"It sounded cool before..."
- Sir Rodriguez
"When there is a
thunderstorm and you are swimming, get out of the pool or you are a fool!"
- Miss Acuba 1/18/10
"You're salty, by the
way." - Miss Acuba
"I've started checking the
test and I'm kinda disappointment." -Sir Rodriguez
(Sir Rodriguez discussing in
front)
*whispering* "Suchika...
suchika... suchika..." - Mica P.
Everyone but Suchka (including
Sir Rodriguez) looks at Mica 1/21/10
"I can be as crazy as I can
be" - Sir Rodriguez
"Meron pa pala yun?" -
Mae
"You need to blow your nose?
Alright. That was very light, did you get anything out?" - Mrs. Eala to
Janina 1/27/10
"I find it cool when I can't
read people." Sir Rodriguez
"Edward Cullen" -
someone from IV-1
"HAHAHA" 2/4/10
"Are we clear, Jiggly
pups?" - Sir Rodriguez
"Are they really all farmers
in UP?" - Trish Sotto 2/18/10
(Checking the TE) "Number
six, D as in Denise. Number seven, A as in Acuba. Hehe" - Miss Acuba
3/10/10
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